Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Today I went to Houston's Restaurant for a "team lunch." Exciting.

Meanwhile, the sign above the Ladies' restroom was spelled WOMYNS. What the fuck is that about? I had no idea Houston's is owned by lesbians.

I ordered a cheeseburger that comes with Canadian Bacon on top. Hey - whaddya get when you put a pig on top of a cow? Ba Dump Bump. What a turrifick awdienth. You guyth ar great.

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