Thursday, August 11, 2005

Dear Shannon at See's Candies,

I hope your day gets better. I could tell by your gruff attitude, bitten-down fingernails and soiled smock-dress-one-piece-thing that life has handed you some lemons. You know what they say, when life hands you lemons - MAKE LEMON BARS!
Anyway, I'm also sorry I couldn't tell if you were talking to me or the other lady on account of your eye going the other way. Please accept my apologies. Well, have a great day.

Your friend, Jerkey

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