Thursday, April 27, 2006

Question: these two dudes on the bus, both east indian, were speaking to each other in English and I could barely understand either of them. So, if english is such a second language that your utterances are unintelligible, uhhh .... why don't you just speak indian?

4 comments:

jack said...

Because, duh, they don't want to get the beatdown your Indian-hating ass.

Anonymous said...

You should have inquired. Here's a rundown of what it would have been like...

Jerkey: ummm,why don't you just speak indian to each other?

East Indian #1: you speak to us?

Jerkey: no, I'm talking to the the couple of east indians next to you. yeah.

East Indian #2: (to his buddy) this bitch is crazy (in indian, of course).

Jerkey: see, I knew you fuckers knew indian. I knew it.

Jerkey said...

Hey Anonymous - that was really really funny. Perfect humor. Thank you. Jerkey

MCA said...

You're welcome. I love reading your blogs. You think of/write the funniest shit. seriously.